Thursday, July 19, 2007

Prosin means Please in Czech

Sometimes you just gotta lure an unsuspecting mathematics grad student into your van, offer her anywhere from two to five hundred bucks, and see where things go from there.

MATHBUS not to be confused with....


Seriously folks, this is totally safe for work. Click the link, watch the video, you will not be disappointed. (More than I can say about those B an G Brothers, or whatever they call themselves.)


This is an internet pornography spoof. Approximately 1/3 of our readership may think this is the funniest thing ever in the history of the internet. Everyone else will just think to themselves:

Why didn't they just go to

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Big Tonsils

This is what The Alan Wong is all about. The triumph of youth and charisma. The intersection of talent and luck. And typing your own blog.

You'll notice that our picture to the right is of the unparalled GO-OG. Enjoy it and be well.

Perhaps one day, Mr. OG will deign to read this little number.

(Shout out to the NBA Fanhouse and Miss Gossip for posting this interview.)

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Hey hey you you

Have you ever been lonely and lost, adrift in a sea of hopelessness and despair? Do you gauge architecture by its potential for accelerating you to terminal velocity? Is every moment punctuated by ever-deeper meaninglessness like painful rimshots that echo in the depths of your suffering?



Maybe you should watch Bear Grylls and his ursine dental jewelry. You don’t know misery until you’ve squeezed the juice from elephant dung into your face. You haven’t plumbed the profundity of sorrow until you’ve pissed on your shirt and wrapped it around your face.



Let him be a lesson to us all.